No Slither Don't Eat ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

True Story, No joke:

Once upon a time there was boy who had a pet snake. It had been many many moons since his python had eaten. The boy grew very worried! So worried he took his python to the veterinarian to find out why his snake just quit eating.

After a full examination the vet started asking the boy questions about his python and some of its behaviors. They asked where the python slept or if he kept it in a cage. Of course the boy said the python sleeps with him in the bed. Actually, it's really cute his python stretches himself out against his body and sleeps snuggly.

The vet looked shocked and quite scared. The vet told the boy that they needed to put the python to sleep right away. But it was his pet python he couldn't let them do that. Why? The vet said to the boy it was very urgent to put the python to sleep. You see what the boy didn't know was that they python was preparing himself to eat the boy. He wasn't eating to save up for the mega meal he was about to enjoy. He was stretching himself out next to the boy's body as a way to measure and make sure that he was big enough to consume this delicious meal.

The boy was very sad, he begged the vet and promised he would keep the python in it's cage. However, the python had made it up in it's mind to eat him and he would stop at nothing to eat the boy.


Moral of the story: just don't get a pet snake. Like really? Do you want some thing to eat you????