Pinelavenilladeath

My car has quite a history. When I bought the ugly thing, it smelled like somebody took a bottle of Pinesol and just dumped it everywhere. It smells like death covered by Pinesol, seriously ask anyone who has had to endure a ride in it. I made up a car fax for it because I think it's something my car's stench deserves...it's the only way I can feel better about it because I know for sure the smell is not due to me.

Once upon a time, there was a guy named Jerry who owned a Forest green 1999 Ford Escort SE. Jerry was a weirdoooooo... Like seriously a mental guy. One night Jerry got really mad at his girlfriend and he ended up killing her! Woops, it's not like he meant to....it just happened. Jerry decided to take her to the lake to dump her body so he packed her up in his area rug and threw her into the trunk of his escort. As he finished cleaning up his mess, his friend came over and they got high and Jerry forgot about his dead girlfriend in his trunk. Weeks later the police pulled Jerry over for suspicious behavior and found his dead girl in the trunk. Jerry went to jail. Girlfriend was buried. Escort was smelly. So the police bought a couple of bottles of Pinesol and went to work trying to expell the smell of dead person. Then the Police sold the escort to Gville car lot and Kari Lopez buys the Escort from them. The end.

So I bought a new air freshener for my car from Bath and Body Works like a month ago maybe. Well I finally put it in my car yesterday. The air freshener is Lavender Vanilla, smells amazing. However, upon entering my car it now smells like death covered by pinesol, covered by Lavender Vanilla. I renamed the scent to Pinelavenilladeath!

Sadness, my car will never smell good.

Anyway that's all I had to share! Thanks for reading!